"Would you open the thing already.."
(submitted by hanude)
Friday Sep 19 @ 03:27pm with 427 notes
reality is girls have stretch marks and instead of shaming and photo shopping people should accept and embrace it.
I really fucking love this.
Friday Sep 19 @ 01:26am with 338,316 notes
God fucking damn you tumblr and all your god damn porn and I’ve had a lot to drink god damn it
Friday Sep 19 @ 01:26am with 0 notes
i’d do anything to go back to when fuckin problems was a new song and everyone played it at every party
Friday Sep 19 @ 01:05am with 104 notes
shynexxx nah we need to go 😩
KOD last night 👯
KOD has the best strippers in the nation fuck what you heard
She is dope
Friday Sep 19 @ 01:04am with 16,470 notes
Friday Sep 19 @ 12:59am with 124,617 notes
when ur comfy in bed like: to pee or not to pee
Friday Sep 19 @ 12:57am with 87,297 notes
Friday Sep 19 @ 12:57am with 29,433 notes
omfg I need this lingerie
Friday Sep 19 @ 12:51am with 8,399 notes
And knows when to make which. (via likespancakes)
Friday Sep 19 @ 12:49am with 127,700 notes
If someone could teach me how to be happy I would greatly appreciate it
Friday Sep 19 @ 12:49am with 6 notes
"what would you do if you won the lottery?"
Thursday Sep 18 @ 05:51pm with 85,243 notes