18, THE SMALLEST TOWN IN MASSACHUSETTES.
STRESSED, DEPRESSED BUT WELL DRESSED.
KNOWING MORE ABOUT HOCKEY THAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND KNOWS ABOUT YOUR DICK.
JUST YOUR LOCAL BAGEL HUSTLER.
EATING CEREAL, RIGHT OUT THE DAMN BOX.
GOING TO MARRY BRAD MARCAHND.
HIPHOP SUPERSTAR WANNA BE.
TRAILER PARK BOYS OVER EVERYTHING.
HAVING A BLOOD SYSTEM OF SAILOR JERRYS.
PICKING MY NOSE EVERY SINGLE DAY.
I'M A BIGGER SAVES THE DAY FAN THAN YOU.
SEX DRIVE LIKE A WILDABEAST.
LOVE FOR CATS, LIONS AND TIGERS BEYOND BELIEF.
SWAGGIN' ON A THOUSAND MILLION.
DIFFERENT NAIL POLISH EVERY WEEK.
ON TO THE NEXT, GOT MONEY IN MY POCKET. PUT YOUR HANDS UP IF TONIGHT YOU TRYNA ROCK IT.